“Ancient lovers believed a kiss would literally unite their souls, because the spirit was said to be carried in one’s breath.” —Eve Glicksman
- What you really said: I think serial killers are interesting.
- What they think you said: I'm going to become a serial killer and murder all of you in the most brutal was possible and then use your heads as lamp shades and cook your livers for a nice tasty snack.
“You are the book that I want to read in Braile, cover to cover.” —David Ryan Harris
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and they’re like
“How did a milkshake manage to develop an gravitational pull that was gender specific?”
“If we wait until we’re ready, we’ll be waiting for the rest of our lives.” —Lemony Snicket
“I never approve, or disapprove, of anything now. It is an absurd attitude to take towards life. We are not sent into the world to air our moral prejudices. I never take any notice of what common people say, and I never interfere with what charming people do.” —Lord Henry Wotton
“No one ever told me that grief felt so like fear.” —C.S. Lewis